Cursed Pirate CUTLASS


A “pirate’s curse”… Down to the depths with whatever madman thought of the phrase pirates curse. Every privateer captain knows that sailing under the black flag is dangerous. A broken compass, leaky ship, or abandonment on a deserted island is frightening. Now freeze and tremble. This is the cursed cutlass of El Capitan Mateo. He is the scourge of the high trees. Trees you said? Trees I say! Most curses cause madness, or loss at sea. This one is much worse. In the hands of a true pirate this sword causes intense feelings of joy, fun, and an incredible urge to climb tree forts and yell “Argh!” and “Avast ye”! Utter chaos. Who can sail a respectable pirate ship in that condition.

This pirate cutlass is built for adventure. It was built by the master craftsman Alejandro. Using the finest leather… Leather you say? Yes, Leather! Now stop interrupting. Using the finest leather, this sword has been built to be used under blue skies, torrential winds, and the muddiest mud. The overall length of a peg leg (about 30”), it can be used by a wee cabin boy and a full grown first mate. With safety in mind a knuckle guard has been added to keep hands in good working order. With this cutlass in your hand leaf piles explode at your passage, pillow forts collapse at your footsteps, and every man, woman, and child must be referred to “mate”. Take in the aroma of your back yard as it calls you to come explore. And yet there is still another curse on this sword! The first time your trusty sword is brandished to strike a fellow sailor, beloved pet, or port hole (a window to a land lubber) it will magically disappear to the place that only the Queen mother knows, usually is above the ice box in the galley.

This one-of-a-kind Celtic Pirate Cutlass is heartier than our standard Sword. Like the rest of our Swords, it has been stitched for durability, from tip to tail. Plus, it has also been completely glued on the inside to prevent rotating and to give it more strength so that it will last way longer through aggressive play. A *NEW* feature we've added to the Cutlass is the knuckle guard that completely encircles your hand, protecting you from bashing pirates, Her Majesty's sailors, and unwashed siblings.

Blade length is 24".
Blade width is 2.5".
Handle is 4.5".
Overall length is 30".


**Remember to purchase a Sword Belt Extension for the taller ones**

Shipping from United States

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It is important to us that you are happy with your purchase. If for some reason you are not happy, please contact us as soon as possible so that we can come up with a solution. All items, except custom orders, are eligible for returns.

All returns must be received within 10 days of the delivery date. Your items may be returned for a refund less shipping costs. Buyer is responsible for return shipping, except in the case of damaged merchandise. Returned items must be in new, unused, and resalable condition with all of the original packaging.

To arrange a return, please call or email us to receive a return authorization number (RA). This number helps us keep track of your return and ensures that a proper refund, credit, or exchange is issued.

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All returns will be credited back to the original form of payment and should process within two to three weeks depending on your method of return.

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Made by Alejandro, LLC
Attn: Alejandro Ortega
297 Harrington Circle
Long Lake, MN 55356-9711


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